The
Fixers™ Top
10 rivals in MUSA™
past and present
1. BKF
vs. Bike Rack Bullies - let's
face it these teams hate each other, it is the Alabama vs Auburn
of MUSA™
kickball, except these teams can form sentences. You put these teams
together and you have a Catfight the likes of which the Miller Lite
Catfight girls are envious.
2. D-Punch
vs. Kickin' Mules - No hatred
involved here but these teams were once together, and they split
up quicker than Yoko One splitting up the Beatles. When these two
teams play, their is intense kickball out on the line. The Florida
State-Miami(Fla) of MUSA™
3. The
Smoking Pitcher vs. Sobriety
- Look at the S.P around 1:00 on a Friday evening, the only thing
that could be more glazed than his eyes is a 12 pack of glazed donuts
sitting in a cops police car
4. Sweet
Tang vs. In Vino Veritas
- These teams speak more trash than anyone in MUSA™,
they bring it. When they play their is so much trash-talk it just
about makes your ears cry out. Remember kiddies keep it clean, and
also K4 stop flirting with The Fixer™.
5. Swings
R 4 Sissies vs. We Do Kick'n
Right -Let's face it, WDKR
lost their best player to Swings and they are angry about it. The
Mundoman is going to pluck that chicken, he is going to give everyone
from WDKR a sound thrashing except for Suzanne.
6. Los
Super Gatos vs. Slow N' Bouncy
- Just because the same team wins all the time doesn't mean it isn't
a rivalry.
7. The
Ghastly Monsters vs. The Smackies
- This rivalry splits up families, for that one game every year.
Whoever wins has bragging rights as they ask for seconds on the
Turkey Day Dinner
8. The
Commish vs. The Red Ball Busters
- The commish likes to beat the sister, if he could he would make
her wear a Property Of Joe Szatmary t-shirt whenever they play
9. The
Funnel Kings vs. any team that
tries to take the Pitcher Race title from them. The Funnel
Kings are the Shaquille O' Neal of kickball, except I don't think
they ever banged Cindy Crawford Bro. Walking in trying to take their
title is like walking intoa lions den wearing a three-piece pork
chop suit, it ain't going to happen
10. Mullets
Forever Association vs. Rascals
- I stand corrected, Rascals wasn't dominated, but you could say
that the MFA has the Rascals #. Can Rascals give the MFA a trim
this year.
If any of
you don't agree with my selections for the Top 10 rivalries in
MUSA™
please voice your opinion and remember no one cares what you
think.
The
Fixer™
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MUSA™
TOP 25 - by
The Fixer™
and MUSA™
committee
As
of: Closed for the season
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Betting
Lines: Closed,
maybe forever ?
Key
| Favorite |
Line |
Underdog |
Over
/ Under |
For those of
you who don't know how to read a betting line, if you are listed
first, than you are the Favorite, unless there is a PK next
to your name, if so it is a toss up.
The first number listed is the Line or the number of runs
the first team gives to the second team listed or in other words,
the favored team must win by more than that number.
The second team listed is the Underdog team or the team most
likely not to win.
The final # is total score for the game between the two teams, the
Over/Under.
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